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I’ve decided to take a page out of the book of this guy and many of his fans and commenters. http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/02/02/beta-of-the-month-asexual-purgatory/.

He probably has gotten a significant number of views and many have commented. That is because of the controversy.

Also, because he is a sex-hungry bigot who apparently is omniscient.

So, I decided that it is time for my blog to engage in some controversy to become popular!

 

The Twilight Saga is an example of high quality literature.

Awww yeah. I can just feel the links being clicked.

Macs are the best type of computers.

Myspace is relevent.

Temple Run isn’t fun.

Call me butter cause I’m on a roll.

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Having a philosophy major will lead to a high paying career.

The Room is a good quality movie.

The English language is consistent.

Man…. I love inciting arguments! I could make a career out of it. I’ll call it:

Political Advisor

Japanese Schools are easy to excel in.

The Beetles are nobodies.

Michelangelo’s quality of art equals that of modern art.

I’m scaring myself!

Green Day sucks.

Google is useless.

Twitter is not popular.

The Scarlet Letter makes sense.

Who can’t do calculus?

Okay… time to bring my A-Game. Just a few more I’ll be as famous as Hilary Duff is now.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

The Bipartisan system has no complaints against it.

The League of Nations was effective.

We live in an anti-materialist society.

By we I mean people who also live in the same society as I do. If you do not, then you do too.

Controversy.

All Muslims are terrorists.

….Yeah that one was a little much. But hey, controversy within a satire about controversy!

With myself.

Shut up you short, southern, friendless and short-sighted… jerk.

Yeah. Take that. Me.

Time to get in your heads.

Canadians live in igloos.

Americans do too.

There are far too many medieval castles in Greenland.

Algeria is too cold.

The world too isn’t  being used too much.

Passive voice in that last sentence improved the quality of the sentence.

This is an effective tactic to get people to laugh.

Well, now that I’m the most popular guy in the news, next to the Dad who shot his daughter’s laptop, and the captain of the cruise liner, and God, I ought to teach the world something important, impossible to argue with and enlightening.

 

The world won’t end on December 21st 2012.

Man… this is the greatest idea I’ve had for views since talking about Occupy.